queue at the supermarket is one of those things where you clearly meets the Act Murphy. Against this law is impossible to fight, but there are some advice to avoid situations that will help the supermarket to go away as quickly as possible.
1. Never go to a row in which there is a lady over 70 years : Okay, we know that generalizing is bad, but we're talking about preventing. The lady can be quickly and promptly pay, or a normal speed. Articles. But you can also follow the model, "cuentatú." Mrs. will
one to one up their papers to the tape / counter and impassive attend the price to pay. When it comes time to pay, will open his wallet, he will drop all their money on the tape and tell the cashier what the "mind your child." The employee will and charge you, but here comes another problem, the lady again and again review the ticket and they will have any complaints "are overcharging me," I have to give more back "," what is this in two units of milk if I just bought two tickets. " The worker will end up explaining everything and after 10 minutes, hopefully, will be the turn of the next customer. Never, ever ever, you go to a queue in which there is a septuagenarian. Evitaréis that this situation happens to you.
2. Mother and child article in the hand that still have to pay . Of course this depends on the article, if a bottle of bleach or a bag of artichokes, nothing happens. But if it is a bottle of soda, a candy bar or whatever the child wants to open before paying and leaving the supermarket, you should avoid that queue at all costs, because they give the model esteniñoestonto. "
The situation is so, the child shall be a fancy one item, will be hungry or thirsty and the mother will buy it. In this example we use a bottle of water. The mother will go all items on the cashier, getting the go bags with the help of supermarket worker and the time to pay, will remember that he was not attentive for 1 minute at her son and has not paid the item in his hand. Right after saying something like "Oops expected to miss a thing" and see that your child carries in his hand a half full water bottle, no cap and no label to tell you "but what you have done." Well, have to wait, go to attempt to identify the bottle, look for the label, cap, call one of the Stockers to look up the price of the bottle and in the end, hopefully, to pay the fucking article, to say goodbye to forgiveness and the phrase that gives name to model this child is being silly. "
4. Never, ever ever change your queue: may be that you are in a queue with one hundred and twenty thousand people before, so I decided to open another supermarket boxes. Although they say it's' Go in this order, "there will always be smart-ass which meanders. Well, by general law, the tail of one hundred times fewer people take longer than you thought you were. In fact, if you enter a supermarket people look at new queue, you'll see tears in her eyes watching as the people who were behind in their former line, they are paying and leaving the facility.
Well then here are some tips to avoid situations in order to get out of a supermarket as soon as possible.
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